With
potent one-liners and personal anecdotes, four stand-up comedians –
Praveen Kumar, Kunal Rao, Brij Bhakta and Aditi Mittal – allow a
Kochi audience to enjoy non-stop fun
Photos: Praveen Kumar; Aditi Mittal
By
Shevlin Sebastian
“How
many of you think life sucks?” asks Praveen
Kumar at the start of 'Laff Lines', a two-hour stand-up comedy show
at the JT Performing Arts Centre, Kochi. The crowd is silent. Then
Praveen says, “Let me rephrase the question: how many of you are
married?”
As
the crowd erupts in laughter, Praveen gives a shy smile. “I am so
happy to be in the second city where you find the most Malayalis,”
he says. “The first, of course, is Dubai.”
The
jokes continue: Rajnikant is Tamil Nadu's top superstar. And a
superstar can do anything. One day, a girl rushes up to him and says,
“Sir, I have lost my virginity.” Rajnikant immediately replies,
“Don't worry, I will find and return it to you.”
The
audience is in splits, but Praveen is getting warmed up. “I went to
Thailand for a honeymoon,” he says. “Only a fool will do that.
And I saw such inviting posters: 'Take two girls and get one HIV
free!'”
All
this is a far cry from the day Praveen performed for the first time
in front of a young corporate crowd in Bengaluru on November 26,
2009. “I did five minutes of material and the people started booing
me,” he says. “They burst balloons and interrupted me in the
middle of my jokes. They wanted me to get down from the stage.”
Finally the Master of Ceremonies intervened.
Praveen
ran out of the hall. “I went home and cried my heart out,” he
says. “It was one of the worst days of my life.” But he learnt a
few lessons. “There is a difference between spoken and written
humour,” he says. “Most of the time what is written might not
work on stage. You have to perform in front of a live audience to
know what will work.”
And
he kept performing till he became better. “In 2009, I did five
shows a year,” he says. “Now I do five shows a week.” But it is
still not a full-time job. During the week, he works as a senior
marketing specialist for a US-based financial solutions company.
But
the Mumbai-based Kunal Rao, at 32, has already retired as a chartered
accountant. “I was looking for something creative to do,” he
says. And he stumbled upon stand-up comedy when his college friend,
Sorabh Pant, was performing comedy shows. “I became his opening act
for the one-hour show,” he says. So far, Kunal has done 150
shows in places like Delhi, Mumbai, Pune, Kolkata, Hyderabad,
Alibagh, Nasik, and Kochi.
“A
lot of the material is personal,” he says. “So I talk about being
single and vegetarian, and of my life as a former chartered
accountant. I have a standard routine, but I do a couple of lines
about the city I am performing in.”
Like
all the other stand-up comedians, he has performed in pubs,
restaurants, auditoriums,
hotels, and numerous corporate functions all over the country.
But
unlike Kunal, Brij Bhakta has performed, not only in India, but in
the United States of America. “I grew up in America,” he says.
“Two of the greatest stand-up comics – Bill Cosby and George
Carlin – served as an inspiration for me.” Brij did a five-year
course at the
ImprovOlympic at Chicago. “I studied acting, directing, writing
scripts and stand-up comedy,” he says.
And
his sets, obviously, has an American angle. When Brij was 14 years
old, he was waiting outside his school in St. Louis, Missouri, for
his father, Madhukar Bhakta. Suddenly a classmate, Rebecca, came and
hugged him. “I hugged her tightly back,” says Brij. “When I
turned around I saw that my father had come.”
He
got in and Madhukar sported a long face. “Throughout the car ride,
my father remained silent,” says Brij. “He did turns of the
steering wheel, without shifting his body. Like as if he was driving
straight ahead all the time.”
They
reached home and Madhukar parked the car in the garage. “See this,”
he told Brij, as he took out the latch of the seat-belt and put it
back in the socket. “Do this only after your marriage,” he said.
Asked
about the qualities needed to be a good stand-up, Brij says, “You
have to believe in what you say. You should not tell jokes for the
sake of telling them. You have to put yourself in the joke. Honesty
is also important. The stuff that I say really happened to me. Yes, I
may be bending the truth little, but it is still true. Lastly, your
material should be funny.”
Aditi
Mittal looks funny. She makes all sorts of body movements: bulging
out eyes, legs locked together, pushing her bum out, and expressive
hand gestures. And, not surprisingly, her jokes are from a woman’s
viewpoint. “I talk about my interactions with sanitary napkins,
ghosts, animals, eve-teasers and Bollywood,” she says.
“Everybody loves to hate Bollywood.”
In
2004, Aditi had gone to New Jersey to do a bachelor’s degree in
mass communication and theatre at the Fairleigh Dickinson University
in New Jersey . On weekends, she would go to New York and watch a lot
of stand-up comedy. When she returned to Mumbai in 2009, she took
part in ‘Open Mic Nights’ for aspiring stand-up comedians. On
January 16, 2010, she did her first show and has now done several
performances in Mumbai, Kolkata, Delhi, Hyderabad , Chennai, and
Kochi.
“Indians
are maturing as a people,” says Aditi. “Earlier, when you made
fun of somebody, people took it as a slight. Now, they are ready to
laugh at themselves.” And stand-up comedy is rapidly becoming a
popular form of entertainment. “Everybody
likes the fact that under the jokes there is an underlying truth,”
she says. “As the saying goes, ‘Truth is comedy; comedy is
truth.’”
Aditi’s
happiest moment occurred during a performance in Bengaluru, when a
woman shouted, “Oh my God my mascara is coming off!” The reason:
she was laughing so much the tears caused her make-up to flow.
In
Kochi, Aditi also reduces the audience to tears with her routine.
Once she makes a clever allusion to the American invasion of Iraq in
1991. “They will make deodorants out of anything,” she says.
“However they will not make anything out of the two smells that we
like: wet mud and petrol. If you use petrol deodorant, then America
will invade your armpits. And that would be reason enough for Bush to
be in there also.”
And
last, but not the least, Aditi takes a potshot at the Mallus: "Dude,
with that moustache, every coffee you drink will be a filtered
one."
(A shorter version appeared in The New Indian Express, South India and Delhi)
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