Dear
Thomas,
Nights, to be frank, are a
hell. Since, dear Thomas, you don’t brush your teeth, after
dinner, there are food particles stuck in many crevices. These
include strands of meat and vegetables, a thin piece of noodle, a
bit of apple, and a dab of chocolate. We don’t possess arms to get
rid of them. These fragments fester and let off a bad stink because
they tend to burrow into the tiny gaps between the teeth. They
affect the gums. They make us feel weak and tired. We lose the
energy and when you have food we are unable to chew as best as we
can.
These particles are the
enemy within. But what do you know about that? You lead such a
distracted life. Do you have any idea of the reaction of people who
talk to you? They twitch their noses, they look away or step back,
sometimes with a look of horror on their faces. And do you know why?
Because you have BAD BREATH! But you are so engrossed with what you
are saying, you have no idea.
Sometimes,
we feel ashamed that we belong to you. You are cold and uncaring. If
we had a chance we would have got out and found a hospitable mouth.
We want someone who cares for us. We want someone who brushes his
teeth twice a day, and uses dental floss.
I
just want to tell you that you need to brush at night. It is more
important than the morning. If you get rid of all the particles we
will feel clean, fresh, strong and in a positive frame of mind. Use
Colgate toothpaste: they are the best in the world to fight tooth
decay. My grandfather and father told me that.
And
for God’s sake, use a tongue cleaner. Since, at 18, you are
girl-crazy, let me give you a tip: you will enjoy kissing more. And
so will your girlfriend.
Think
about it!
I
look forward to hearing from you.
Wise
Guy
(Also
known as Wisdom Tooth)
Really nice article....my daughter who is 8 just read it and is off to brush her teeth....innovative way to get the simplist of points through that too very effectively
ReplyDeleteHaha, excellent post sir
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